Katie Dunphy shop drop

Have you ever felt like you weren’t up to the public eyes standards? That’s ok me too, especially since I’m not as orange as Snookie. This doesn’t make sense right!? Well then what the heck are we doing to the younger generation of America. Adds and gimmicks are being shoved in their faces about not being beautiful unless you have pounds of makeup on your face, revealing cloths and a super hot boyfriend. The younger generation is being suffocated with media vomit and they cant tell up from down in the twisted world were in. Its confusing them so much that they are trying to be the only somewhat stable and non changing thing in their life, their dolls. About ten months ago a report came on the news about fast selling Bratz dolls. Little girls were hitting their heads in attempts to get them to swell so they could look like a Bratz doll. When confronted with the question of why they did this their answers shocked the media with “because I want to be pretty.” After remembering this terrifying story I know I had a project idea. Basing my idea mostly on MTV, because the people on this channel are oh-so-real and down to earth like the 7th heaven family. The Bratz doll I chose was Nadine, mostly because of her funny box. Her box reads “ My friends call me Miss Sterious, cuz I’m full of secrets.” Your full of secrets all right, hence why I made you preggers! But seriously I couldn’t help myself it was the perfect set up. Based off of the show 16 and pregnant I decided to make poor Nadine pregnant, because the “reality show” clearly expresses how glamorous and awesome it is to be pregnant…and 16, and isn’t that exactly what the show is conveying to its audience? Hurry get pregnant at 16 cause there is no other possible time you can ever be pregnant again, at least not when its cool. Next I decided to make her orange, from a spray tan duh! Why you ask? Well because all the popular people on basically every show on this ridiculous channel spray tans, and if that’s not totally tv show worthy I don’t know what is! After I gave her minor detail beauty finishes, like a lip piercing. Because no good reality show almost-mom should ever be without a facial piercing or tattoo. To finish the ensemble I gave her a nice good natural hooker makeup look with hoop earrings and all. Oops don’t forget the pink hair, because nothing screams classy like pink hair. So don’t forget kids if you want to be beautiful follow these steps and just watch a bunch of MTV’s “reality shows.”